There Is Literally No Reason to Have Glitter in Your Vagina
Dr. Pari was featured in the article below, originally posted for the SELF.
This whole unicorn trend has officially gotten out of hand. Case in point: One company is hawking rainbow-colored, “magically delicious” glitter that you put up your vagina for unnecessarily sparkly vaginal discharge.
The company, which goes by the name Pretty Woman Inc., sells Passion Dust, which the brand’s website describes as a “sparkalized capsule that is inserted into the vagina at least one hour prior to having sexual intercourse. As the capsule becomes increasingly warmed and moistened by the natural vaginal fluids, it will begin to dissolve, releasing the sparkling candy-flavored passion dust inside of the capsule.” It’s currently out of stock, which is either a marketing ploy or a sign that a lot of people out there are already armed with glitter suppositories.
Passion Dust is billed as an “adult novelty item” and its sole purpose is to “add a sparkle and flavor to your natural vaginal fluids to make the experience of lovemaking that much more fun and enjoyable for you and your partner.” Um, ok. The flavor is apparently “sweet like candy but not overly sweet,” the website says, just enough to make your partner think that your unicorn vagina is “what all vaginas are supposed to look, feel and taste like; soft, sweet and magical!”